Demonic Presence Cancerhttp://imgur.com/e7Pv8Z7
(Includes 2 Kidnapped by Demons)
Deck Type: Control
Commanders: Infected Devil, Tibat the Mad Monk, Yuanshi, Sage of Ferocity (Rare)
Rares in deck: None, but the 3 Glorious Warriors can be replaced with 3 Descensions.
Use your control options to stall the game. Having 49 cards and 3 Gather Thoughts ensures that you have a surplus of cards while the opponent gets closer and closer to having no cards in deck, and whenever they cannot draw a card at the start of the turn, they take 10 Morale damage. Use Demonic Presence to accelerate this. Preferably, Spirit Armour should be applied to Yuanshi in order to maximise his usefulness. Xi is there not to deal damage, but to offer a form of chump-blocking (using weak but cheap characters to defend; countered by Unstoppable characters).Infested Abomination Cancerhttp://imgur.com/Bukjj0y
Deck Type: Control
Commanders: 2 Infested Abominations, Intimidating Monk (can be replaced with Yuanshi, and may want to consider some Spirit Armour in deck if that's the case)
Rares in deck: None.
Similar to the above deck in that you want to stall the game, except now your win-condition is changed from Morale to Fortress Damage. Kill off your Infested Abominations by using your own Abilities, preferably as fast as possible, especially against Overseers, who have Banish. Use Bury on Aboms in the deck (preferably on Turn 1, but you can always fall back on Turn 1 Intimidating Monk). Grave removal cards will render the deck pretty much useless, but thankfully not many people run them in the main deck, except for Overseers who have Soldier of Purity. This is why playing this in Ranked is a bad idea.Warning: Using these decks will cause your opponents to have a higher chance of getting cancer. Use them only if you have a huge surplus of karma.