I've met many of you before. Probably fought against you too, and you probably won. I have a gagillion hours in the game, and it was inevitable that we would meet.
I do not mind being beaten. Well, yes, I do, but I don't rage about it. Well, yes, I do. I haven't thrown anything, though. Score!
What infuriates me to no end is the random constant attacks by/to various creatures. I've tried to pay attention to which ones do it, but it is so random.
To illustrate, picture One of Many. Just sitting there, munching grass. Then, from nowhere, enemies are trying to steal his nomnoms. One of Many is joined by a couple friends (not important, they are just other stupid things) and they all get attacked in the defense lane to protect their nomnoms.
One of Many decides that he's suicidal and just attacks. And attacks. And attacks again. Then drops dead. All his other buddies wondered what got into him to do that. No cards of magic were played to make him Unstoppable, no Hahkeems anywhere.
This happens ALL THE $#@$ING TIME. My opponents (looking at you, ES and Hacker) seem to know the secret magical formula, but I $#@$ing don't.
I went through the standard methods of deducement: Maybe it attacked something because it killed something. NOPE. Was it because it had vigilance? NOPE. Was it because a magic card was played? NOPE. Hahkeem anywhere? No, he was deported long ago. NOPE.
People say it's a bug. Well, it's a $#@$ing $#@$#@ed up $@#$#@$#@$#@$#@%$#%ing bug. It's bad enough the entire game can be a slaughter fest, death by turn 3 in one case, but not knowing how to defend? Priceless.
SOMEONE $#$#@$#@%$#%#@ING HELP!!!!!!! please.