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Offline ES [BoD]

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Join the Empire
« on: February 22, 2016, 01:47:44 PM »
Come, join the Red side, The Flame Dawn Empire!

Our emperor Pupil's is as wise as he is boring, myself and Orisolve are his most trusted advisors,  together we fight to protect the glory that is Dawn, from the mighty Hacker and his Genesis rebel fleet of scouting drones.

With our mascot Dogeee, The Empire is pretty much invincible.

Join today and you will recieve the following:
1.A daily lecture from the Emperor himself whether you want it or not :P
2.A full collection of Ori's most outrageous conspiracies.
3.A free aspirant from our beloved leader Aberion.

If you have any question, perhaps you should consider watching this recruitment video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvc8_OvfrPY&ab_channel=kenneth0103

Hail The Dawn!
« Last Edit: February 24, 2016, 01:00:21 AM by _ES_ »
Hail Aberion! Hail the Dawn!

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Re: Join the Empire
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2016, 02:10:43 PM »
Heh, I'm in.

Orisolves theories are surely worth a billion dollars once more

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Re: Join the Empire
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2016, 03:17:27 PM »
and remember folks, Dawn never ends; it just sweeps across the globe crushing the darkness with its blinding light of life.

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Re: Join the Empire
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2016, 03:20:38 PM »
and remember folks, Dawn never ends; it just sweeps across the globe crushing the darkness with its blinding light of life.

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Re: Join the Empire
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2016, 04:24:05 PM »
all hail the glorious dawn and its mighty leader aberion (lead by evil force *cough*pupils*cough*)!

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Re: Join the Empire
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2016, 05:49:34 PM »
You guys are dorks.  8)
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Re: Join the Empire
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2016, 06:41:44 PM »
Hail the Empire! I'm in just because of complimentary conspiracy theories! ;P

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Re: Join the Empire
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2016, 07:03:10 PM »
I WILL ONLY HAIL THE CULT OF DESTRUCTION AND WITCHCRAFT! >:(
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Re: Join the Empire
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2016, 07:07:41 PM »
That's great, we have some recruits, now remember, when you see the emperor, welcome him with the following greeting: "what is thy bidding my master?".  8)
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Re: Join the Empire
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2016, 07:18:19 PM »
That's great, we have some recruits, now remember, when you see the emperor, welcome him with the following greeting: "what is thy bidding my master?".  8)

Don't listen to ES. He will get angry at you for calling him master. Your punishment will range from dismissal of service to a fair execution in the arena.

It's better to say "How may I serve my empire today?"

but never ask him on Saturdays, for lack of a better term his only duties on Saturdays require "whoring", which is not emperor related.
« Last Edit: February 22, 2016, 07:23:19 PM by ORISOLVE »
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Re: Join the Empire
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2016, 07:24:21 PM »
That's great, we have some recruits, now remember, when you see the emperor, welcome him with the following greeting: "what is thy bidding my master?".  8)

Don't listen to ES. He will get angry at you for calling him master. Your punishment will range from dismissal of service to a fair execution in the arena.

It's better to say "How may I serve my empire today?"

but never ask him on Saturdays, for lack of a better term his only duties on Saturdays require "whoring", which is not emperor related.

Hahaha, he is a busy bee our emperor.
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Re: Join the Empire
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2016, 09:43:53 PM »
I asked Ori for some conspiracy theories and he said he had none!

LIES! False Advertisement! Switch & Bait!
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Re: Join the Empire
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2016, 10:17:42 PM »
Do not listen to this imperialist propaganda! Stand up for your freedom and resist the Empire!
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Re: Join the Empire
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2016, 12:10:03 AM »
The emperor never lies !

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Re: Join the Empire
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2016, 12:32:54 AM »


Was here! >:D Muahahahaha! Long live the Exiles!
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