« on: September 26, 2017, 12:27:09 PM »
At the dawn of the Eternal Flame ceremony, members were busy with the war preparations against word games. In the far, far, far, far end of the temple complex where cute fuzzy bunnies started to kill. Everyone felt they were the apocalypse. Word Game Warriors stood up and rocked out with cute, fuzzy, little killers from beyond the hallowed portal. Totally unexpected they leaped at the notorious "E" thif, who fell into the dark abyss and found candy. The candy was a rare candy, which evolved my gum disease into ultra gum disease! To cure this, a lad named Frederdick Johnson created hair growth toothpaste. But it didn't grow hair on teeth because that would have been useful. Instead it caught fire to the fuzzy bunnies which terrified and aroused Frederick. Eventually The Flaming Bananas Brigade arrived and annihilated Fredrick Johnson. The "E" thif found a floating toothbrush that could evolve into a magic wand for obliterating the entire Flame Dawn Faction, thus creating the great word game that is the true cause of The Calamity. After realizing this he wanted to eat all the cheese in the world to starve all the Teremus. He grabbed his very large, puffy and sticky brown stick. He had decided to congregate the illuminati Bro Brigade by sacrificing his favorite diseased Gummibear to the great God of Willon. Suddenly Agent Coyle forgot his name and named himself King of Virgins. But the universe had already begun splitting itself into giant cheese crackers which started eating themselves. Tomorrow a transcendentalistic zucchini paladin changed his name to Marty of Galaento Dasamure, lord of pumpernickel canyon. Galaento then ventured into the future to bring disorder! But found himself under a big phallic piece of horse poop. He enlisted the help of cute fuzzy bunnies that kill and this post to bring about an end to this thread.
Lo' and behold from the ashes a great thread shall continue to seize the day. At one time, a Terror Moose actually fell asleep and skipped work! He was fired up from sleep and thrown out of his dreams. By a giant change of events he was recruited and sent to a wallowing hole getting oiled up to burn the ceremonial bunny statue. Upon burning the ceremonial bunny statue an evil demon appeared from the dust and dunked doughnuts into coffee. While disgracing doughnuts he fearlessly devoured all scooby snacks. While scooby snacking, "E" thif arrived to purge rifts and annihilate Infinity once and for not really all. Because then Infinity realized it's infinite empire strikes back!
And then, ducks! They fly into a jelly jungle of extraordinary radioactiveness for the blind. Unfortunately they're blind to consuming hatred from the North Korea.
Fourth chapter this alternate art Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis:
-Why nobody types? Flying monkey attacks infantry of United Terror Moose Army on Unicycles Squadron.God of Willon dies. France navy gets destroyed. Verore overthrows french government. The notorious "E"mo suicides. The thing is Christina shouldn't dress the fuzzy bunnies like playboy models because she can't distinguish rabbits from Skraar's young, somewhat brown balls of What the Puffy brand cereal. Thankfully, the surprising explosion of the hilariously wonderful bear cubs bursted forth with cherry flavored candy. Christina's sudden aneurysm surprised the bunnies who wanted more thick sticky rods of Angel milk.
"Why can't you eat a dropbear without tabasco, or perfectly melted cheese? Could it be the Angel Milk determines your fate?"
"Of course not!" He said, arousing unnecessary concern in everyone that was producing Angel Milk.
He took hold of a dictionary, looked up Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and coughed psychosomatically.
"This thesis is discriminatory against Bears!! Mooses reign supreme!!! How dare you sing songs about awesome laser sound?"
A bomb exploded! Puffies were given! Riots were quelled!
Astonished, they pondered. The pondering hurt the steel magnolias who vengefully opened their minds to receive the sweet guitar riffs of Halestorm, Lzzy Hale's. They jammed out all night long to "Love Bites," and "Banana Pancakes". Gyrating fluffy bunnies and order released over nine thousand golden warriors of Mian monastery. Posthumously going to beach, Gotham citizens rejoiced for NOBLE PROTECTOR, BATMAN'S (BACKUP) SIDEKICK entered the battlefield!
So he did a monumental somersault into an outhouse like a boss killing Adorabear brutally ...lol just kidding, I'm a table. Suddenly, a goat was Agent Coyle and, with Terrormoose, in the lead it was finally a baby born with cataclysmic eyeballs ate the goat! I'm a TABLE!?
"Affirmative, ye hoebag!" Said Dr Who, who winked dashingly at the ridiculous bear drinking coffee at said table. Then Lord Boomy, whom we praise with awesome cheese exploded gloriously, amen. Let the bass player jam outrageously on Valhalla's table and shake booty to Rick Astley's mother's dog's toy. Our Holy Mooseman wandered out to pastures new...
Now the real Bruce Lee was welcoming our new Spanish Inquisition overlords, who were unexpected, because all the fuss concerning booty. "We're still here!"