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Community Events & Contests / Re: [CDC] Unfettered
« on: October 09, 2017, 01:46:05 PM »
Chick
Purity: 2 Warpath
Type: Unlimited Character - Beast
Cost: 4
Morale: 5
Stats: 6/2
Rarity: Common

Rules text: 
If Chick is in the Graveyard for 3 consecutive turns, it is raised to your Support Zone as Adult Phoenix, gains flying and gains +2/+6.

Adult Phoenix rules text
If Adult Phoenix is in the Graveyard for 3 consecutive turns, it is raised to your Support Zone and gains +0/+2

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Community Events & Contests / Re: [CDC] Tinkering Craftsman
« on: September 27, 2017, 09:00:57 AM »
Is this like an artifact that covers another artifact? Because that sounds like an interesting concept though kinda new. Are the 2 artifacts side by side? Is it "attached" in a way that if decrepit crystal is destroyed, this is destroyed? Trying to figure out how this works

Yes, I missed a bit.

Decrepit Crystal becomes Untouchable while Slime of Increased Decreptitude is deployed.

It essentially acts as a Shield for the Decrepit Crystal. The Slime is destroyed, Decrepit Crystal would revert to its base self (as the buffer is the Slime).
Obviously it's still affected by table removers such as The Calamity.

Idk i feel like maybe it should do something like- "remove target decrepit crystal from the game"

Then it does all the stuff you wrote along with the decrepit crystal stuff. Then if it gets destroyed, decrepit crystal comes back into play. This makes it so it pretty much protects the crystal entirely until it dies.

Yes, that works for me.

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Non-IW Discussion / Re: Three Word Story
« on: September 26, 2017, 12:27:09 PM »
At the dawn of the Eternal Flame ceremony, members were busy with the war preparations against word games. In the far, far, far, far end of the temple complex where cute fuzzy bunnies started to kill.  Everyone felt they were the apocalypse. Word Game Warriors stood up and rocked out with cute, fuzzy, little killers from beyond the hallowed portal. Totally unexpected they leaped at the notorious "E" thif, who fell into the dark abyss and found candy. The candy was a rare candy, which evolved my gum disease into ultra gum disease! To cure this, a lad named Frederdick Johnson created hair growth toothpaste. But it didn't grow hair on teeth because that would have been useful. Instead it caught fire to the fuzzy bunnies which terrified and aroused Frederick. Eventually The Flaming Bananas Brigade arrived and annihilated Fredrick Johnson. The "E" thif found a floating toothbrush that could evolve into a magic wand for obliterating the entire Flame Dawn Faction, thus creating the great word game that is the true cause of The Calamity. After realizing this he wanted to eat all the cheese in the world to starve all the Teremus. He grabbed his very large, puffy and sticky brown stick. He had decided to congregate the illuminati Bro Brigade by sacrificing his favorite diseased Gummibear to the great God of Willon. Suddenly Agent Coyle forgot his name and named himself King of Virgins. But the universe had already begun splitting itself into giant cheese crackers which started eating themselves. Tomorrow a transcendentalistic zucchini paladin changed his name to Marty of Galaento Dasamure, lord of pumpernickel canyon. Galaento then ventured into the future to bring disorder! But found himself under a big phallic piece of horse poop. He enlisted the help of cute fuzzy bunnies that kill and this post to bring about an end to this thread.
END

Lo' and behold from the ashes a great thread shall continue to seize the day. At one time, a Terror Moose actually fell asleep and skipped work! He was fired up from sleep and thrown out of his dreams. By a giant change of events he was recruited and sent to a wallowing hole getting oiled up to burn the ceremonial bunny statue. Upon burning the ceremonial bunny statue an evil demon appeared from the dust and dunked doughnuts into coffee. While disgracing doughnuts he fearlessly devoured all scooby snacks. While scooby snacking, "E" thif arrived to purge rifts and annihilate Infinity once and for not really all. Because then Infinity realized it's infinite empire strikes back!

And then, ducks! They fly into a jelly jungle of extraordinary radioactiveness for the blind. Unfortunately they're blind to consuming hatred from the North Korea.

Chapter four:
Fourth chapter this alternate art Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis:
-Why nobody types? Flying monkey attacks infantry of United Terror Moose Army on Unicycles Squadron.God of Willon dies. France navy gets destroyed. Verore overthrows french government. The notorious "E"mo suicides. The thing is Christina shouldn't dress the fuzzy bunnies like playboy models because she can't distinguish rabbits from Skraar's young, somewhat brown balls of What the Puffy brand cereal. Thankfully, the surprising explosion of the hilariously wonderful bear cubs bursted forth with cherry flavored candy. Christina's sudden aneurysm surprised the bunnies who wanted more thick sticky rods of Angel milk.

"Why can't you eat a dropbear without tabasco, or perfectly melted cheese? Could it be the Angel Milk determines your fate?"
"Of course not!" He said, arousing unnecessary concern in everyone that was producing Angel Milk.
He took hold of a dictionary, looked up Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and coughed psychosomatically.
"This thesis is discriminatory against Bears!! Mooses reign supreme!!! How dare you sing songs about awesome laser sound?"
A bomb exploded! Puffies were given! Riots were quelled!

Astonished, they pondered. The pondering hurt the steel magnolias who vengefully opened their minds to receive the sweet guitar riffs of Halestorm, Lzzy Hale's. They jammed out all night long to "Love Bites," and "Banana Pancakes". Gyrating fluffy bunnies and order released over nine thousand golden warriors of Mian monastery. Posthumously going to beach, Gotham citizens rejoiced for NOBLE PROTECTOR, BATMAN'S (BACKUP) SIDEKICK entered the battlefield!

So he did a monumental somersault into an outhouse like a boss killing Adorabear brutally ...lol just kidding, I'm a table. Suddenly, a goat was Agent Coyle and, with Terrormoose, in the lead it was finally a baby born with cataclysmic eyeballs ate the goat! I'm a TABLE!?

"Affirmative, ye hoebag!" Said Dr Who, who winked dashingly at the ridiculous bear drinking coffee at said table. Then Lord Boomy, whom we praise with awesome cheese exploded gloriously, amen. Let the bass player jam outrageously on Valhalla's table and shake booty to Rick Astley's mother's dog's toy. Our Holy Mooseman wandered out to pastures new...

"Shazaam!!!"

Now the real Bruce Lee was welcoming our new Spanish Inquisition overlords, who were unexpected, because all the fuss concerning booty. "We're still here!"

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Community Events & Contests / Re: [CDC] Tinkering Craftsman
« on: September 26, 2017, 12:17:48 PM »
Is this like an artifact that covers another artifact? Because that sounds like an interesting concept though kinda new. Are the 2 artifacts side by side? Is it "attached" in a way that if decrepit crystal is destroyed, this is destroyed? Trying to figure out how this works

Yes, I missed a bit.

Decrepit Crystal becomes Untouchable while Slime of Increased Decreptitude is deployed.

It essentially acts as a Shield for the Decrepit Crystal. The Slime is destroyed, Decrepit Crystal would revert to its base self (as the buffer is the Slime).
Obviously it's still affected by table removers such as The Calamity.

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Community Events & Contests / Re: [CDC] Tinkering Craftsman
« on: September 26, 2017, 11:23:13 AM »
Slime of Increased Decreptitude.

3p Sleepers of Avarrach
6 cost
Artifact
Epic

Can only be played on a deployed Decrepit Crystal.
Decrepit Crystal becomes Untouchable
When an Undead Character is raised from the Graveyard add +1 +1 for every other Undead Character raised that turn.
Pay 7, exhaust.
Increase bonus given by Decrepit Crystal & Slime of Increased Decreptitude by +1 +1.

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Non-IW Discussion / Re: Three Word Story
« on: February 03, 2016, 03:44:13 PM »
At the dawn of the Eternal Flame ceremony, members were busy with the war preparations against word games. In the far, far, far, far end of the temple complex where cute fuzzy bunnies started to kill.  Everyone felt they were the apocalypse. Word Game Warriors stood up and rocked out with cute, fuzzy, little killers from beyond the hallowed portal. Totally unexpected they leaped at the notorious "E" thif, who fell into the dark abyss and found candy. The candy was a rare candy, which evolved my gum disease into ultra gum disease! To cure this, a lad named Frederdick Johnson created hair growth toothpaste. But it didn't grow hair on teeth because that would have been useful. Instead it caught fire to the fuzzy bunnies which terrified and aroused Frederick. Eventually The Flaming Bananas Brigade arrived and annihilated Fredrick Johnson. The "E" thif found a floating toothbrush that could evolve into a magic wand for obliterating the entire Flame Dawn Faction, thus creating the great word game that is the true cause of The Calamity. After realizing this he wanted to eat all the cheese in the world to starve all the Teremus. He grabbed his very large, puffy and sticky brown stick. He had decided to congregate the illuminati Bro Brigade by sacrificing his favorite diseased Gummibear to the great God of Willon. Suddenly Agent Coyle forgot his name and named himself King of Virgins. But the universe had already begun splitting itself into giant cheese crackers which started eating themselves. Tomorrow a transcendentalistic zucchini paladin changed his name to Marty of Galaento Dasamure, lord of pumpernickel canyon. Galaento then ventured into the future to bring disorder! But found himself under a big phallic piece of horse poop. He enlisted the help of cute fuzzy bunnies that kill and this post to bring about an end to this thread.
END

Lo' and behold from the ashes a great thread shall continue to seize the day. At one time, a Terror Moose actually fell asleep and skipped work! He was fired up from sleep and thrown out of his dreams. By a giant change of events he was recruited and sent to a wallowing hole getting oiled up to burn the ceremonial bunny statue. Upon burning the ceremonial bunny statue an evil demon appeared from the dust and dunked doughnuts into coffee. While disgracing doughnuts he fearlessly devoured all scooby snacks. While scooby snacking, "E" thif arrived to purge rifts and annihilate Infinity once and for not really all. Because then Infinity realized it's infinite empire strikes back!

And then, ducks! They fly into a jelly jungle of extraordinary radioactiveness for the blind. Unfortunately they're blind to consuming hatred from the North Korea.

Chapter four:
Fourth chapter this alternate art Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis:
-Why nobody types? Flying monkey attacks infantry of United Terror Moose Army on Unicycles Squadron.God of Willon dies. France navy gets destroyed. Verore overthrows french government. The notorious "E"mo suicides. The thing is Christina shouldn't dress the fuzzy bunnies like playboy models because she can't distinguish rabbits from Skraar's young, somewhat brown balls of What the Puffy brand cereal. Thankfully, the surprising explosion of the hilariously wonderful bear cubs bursted forth with cherry flavored candy. Christina's sudden aneurysm surprised the bunnies who wanted more thick sticky rods of Angel milk.

"Why can't you eat a dropbear without tabasco, or perfectly melted cheese? Could it be the Angel Milk determines your fate?"
"Of course not!" He said, arousing unnecessary concern in everyone that was producing Angel Milk.
He took hold of a dictionary, looked up Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and coughed psychosomatically.
"This thesis is discriminatory against Bears!! Mooses reign supreme!!! How dare you sing songs about awesome laser sound?"
A bomb exploded! Puffies were given! Riots were quelled!

Astonished, they pondered. The pondering hurt the steel magnolias who vengefully opened their minds to receive the sweet guitar riffs of Halestorm, Lzzy Hale's. They jammed out all night long to "Love Bites," and "Banana Pancakes". Gyrating fluffy bunnies and order released over nine thousand golden warriors of Mian monastery. Posthumously going to beach, Gotham citizens rejoiced for NOBLE PROTECTOR, BATMAN'S (BACKUP) SIDEKICK entered the battlefield!

So he did a monumental somersault into an outhouse like a boss killing Adorabear brutally ...lol just kidding, I'm a table. Suddenly, a goat was Agent Coyle and, with Terrormoose, in the lead it was finally a baby born with cataclysmic eyeballs ate the goat! I'm a TABLE!?

"Affirmative, ye hoebag!" Said Dr Who, who winked dashingly at the ridiculous bear drinking coffee at said table. Then Lord Boomy, whom we praise with awesome cheese exploded gloriously, amen. Let the bass player jam outrageously on Valhalla's table and shake booty to Rick Astley's mother's dog's toy. Our Holy Mooseman wandered out to pastures new...

"Shazaam!!!"

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General Game Discussion / Re: Merry Christmas
« on: December 11, 2015, 08:43:47 AM »
This does make me wonder the impact resulting in card ownership. When Decipher lost their rights to the Star Wars CCG, they didn't bust into my house and reclaim my Star Wars card collection. Admittedly most of my IW cards I got for free (though the hours put into attaining the points to redeem for packs should be taken into consideration). Some I did spend actual currency to acquire.
In other posts I've previously suggested having a Web-based card browser where players can log in using their IW account and view in large-scale and full animation all their cards. I know there are places where players can spend hours putting up each and every single card they have from a list, but to have something synchronous to the account would stay up to date, regarding card changes and the number and type of each card owned.
If (or as the about topic suggests when) IW ceases to be, it'll be bad enough not being able to play, let alone not be able to gaze nostalgically at my collection.

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General Game Discussion / Re: Merry Christmas
« on: December 10, 2015, 08:57:00 AM »
I, for one, will continue to play this game for as long as it, or I, exists. I enjoy it far to much to just give up on it.

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Factionless / Re: Uncontrolled Rift - Got anything interesting?
« on: December 09, 2015, 08:43:08 AM »
Drew and alternate art Bat-Bot last night. Didn't know there was such a thing. Not much good in a Flame Dawn/Warpath deck though.

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Non-IW Discussion / Re: Three Word Story
« on: November 27, 2015, 02:39:04 PM »
At the dawn of the Eternal Flame ceremony, members were busy with the war preparations against word games. In the far, far, far, far end of the temple complex where cute fuzzy bunnies started to kill.  Everyone felt they were the apocalypse. Word Game Warriors stood up and rocked out with cute, fuzzy, little killers from beyond the hallowed portal. Totally unexpected they leaped at the notorious "E" thif, who fell into the dark abyss and found candy. The candy was a rare candy, which evolved my gum disease into ultra gum disease! To cure this, a lad named Frederdick Johnson created hair growth toothpaste. But it didn't grow hair on teeth because that would have been useful. Instead it caught fire to the fuzzy bunnies which terrified and aroused Frederick. Eventually The Flaming Bananas Brigade arrived and annihilated Fredrick Johnson. The "E" thif found a floating toothbrush that could evolve into a magic wand for obliterating the entire Flame Dawn Faction, thus creating the great word game that is the true cause of The Calamity. After realizing this he wanted to eat all the cheese in the world to starve all the Teremus. He grabbed his very large, puffy and sticky brown stick. He had decided to congregate the illuminati Bro Brigade by sacrificing his favorite diseased Gummibear to the great God of Willon. Suddenly Agent Coyle forgot his name and named himself King of Virgins. But the universe had already begun splitting itself into giant cheese crackers which started eating themselves. Tomorrow a transcendentalistic zucchini paladin changed his name to Marty of Galaento Dasamure, lord of pumpernickel canyon. Galaento then ventured into the future to bring disorder! But found himself under a big phallic piece of horse poop. He enlisted the help of cute fuzzy bunnies that kill and this post to bring about an end to this thread.
END

Lo' and behold from the ashes a great thread shall continue to seize the day. At one time, a Terror Moose actually fell asleep and skipped work! He was fired up from sleep and thrown out of his dreams. By a giant change of events he was recruited and sent to a wallowing hole getting oiled up to burn the ceremonial bunny statue. Upon burning the ceremonial bunny statue an evil demon appeared from the dust and dunked doughnuts into coffee. While disgracing doughnuts he fearlessly devoured all scooby snacks. While scooby snacking, "E" thif arrived to purge rifts and annihilate Infinity once and for not really all. Because then Infinity realized it's infinite empire strikes back!

And then, ducks! They fly into a jelly jungle of extraordinary radioactiveness for the blind. Unfortunately they're blind to consuming hatred from the North Korea.

Chapter four:
Fourth chapter this alternate art Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis:
-Why nobody types? Flying monkey attacks infantry of United Terror Moose Army on Unicycles Squadron.God of Willon dies. France navy gets destroyed. Verore overthrows french government. The notorious "E"mo suicides. The thing is Christina shouldn't dress the fuzzy bunnies like playboy models because she can't distinguish rabbits from Skraar's young, somewhat brown balls of What the Puffy brand cereal. Thankfully, the surprising explosion of the hilariously wonderful bear cubs bursted forth with cherry flavored candy. Christina's sudden aneurysm surprised the bunnies who wanted more thick sticky rods of Angel milk.

"Why can't you eat a dropbear without tabasco, or perfectly melted cheese? Could it be the Angel Milk determines your fate?"
"Of course not!" He said, arousing unnecessary concern in everyone that was producing Angel Milk.
He took hold of a dictionary, looked up Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and coughed psychosomatically.
"This thesis is discriminatory against Bears!! Mooses reign supreme!!! How dare you sing songs about awesome laser sound?"
A bomb exploded! Puffies were given! Riots were quelled!

Astonished, they pondered. The pondering hurt the steel magnolias who vengefully opened their minds to receive the sweet guitar riffs of Halestorm, Lzzy Hale's. They jammed out all night long to "Love Bites," and "Banana Pancakes". Gyrating fluffy bunnies and order released over nine thousand golden warriors of Mian monastery. Posthumously going to beach, Gotham citizens rejoiced for NOBLE PROTECTOR, BATMAN'S (BACKUP) SIDEKICK entered the battlefield!

So he did a monumental somersault into an outhouse like a boss killing Adorabear brutally ...lol just kidding, I'm a table. Suddenly, a goat was Agent Coyle and, with Terrormoose, in the lead it was finally a baby born with cataclysmic eyeballs ate the goat! I'm a TABLE!?

"Affirmative, ye hoebag!" Said Dr Who, who winked dashingly at the ridiculous bear drinking coffee at said table. Then Lord Boomy, whom we praise with awesome cheese exploded gloriously, amen. Let the bass player jam outrageously on Valhalla's table and shake booty to Rick Astley's mother's dog's toy.

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Non-IW Discussion / Re: Three Word Story
« on: June 12, 2015, 08:50:29 AM »
At the dawn of the Eternal Flame ceremony, members were busy with the war preparations against word games. In the far, far, far, far end of the temple complex where cute fuzzy bunnies started to kill.  Everyone felt they were the apocalypse. Word Game Warriors stood up and rocked out with cute, fuzzy, little killers from beyond the hallowed portal. Totally unexpected they leaped at the notorious "E" thif, who fell into the dark abyss and found candy. The candy was a rare candy, which evolved my gum disease into ultra gum disease! To cure this, a lad named Frederdick Johnson created hair growth toothpaste. But it didn't grow hair on teeth because that would have been useful. Instead it caught fire to the fuzzy bunnies which terrified and aroused Frederick. Eventually The Flaming Bananas Brigade arrived and annihilated Fredrick Johnson. The "E" thif found a floating toothbrush that could evolve into a magic wand for obliterating the entire Flame Dawn Faction, thus creating the great word game that is the true cause of The Calamity. After realizing this he wanted to eat all the cheese in the world to starve all the Teremus. He grabbed his very large, puffy and sticky brown stick. He had decided to congregate the illuminati Bro Brigade by sacrificing his favorite diseased Gummibear to the great God of Willon. Suddenly Agent Coyle forgot his name and named himself King of Virgins. But the universe had already begun splitting itself into giant cheese crackers which started eating themselves. Tomorrow a transcendentalistic zucchini paladin changed his name to Marty of Galaento Dasamure, lord of pumpernickel canyon. Galaento then ventured into the future to bring disorder! But found himself under a big phallic piece of horse poop. He enlisted the help of cute fuzzy bunnies that kill and this post to bring about an end to this thread.
END

Lo' and behold from the ashes a great thread shall continue to seize the day. At one time, a Terror Moose actually fell asleep and skipped work! He was fired up from sleep and thrown out of his dreams. By a giant change of events he was recruited and sent to a wallowing hole getting oiled up to burn the ceremonial bunny statue. Upon burning the ceremonial bunny statue an evil demon appeared from the dust and dunked doughnuts into coffee. While disgracing doughnuts he fearlessly devoured all scooby snacks. While scooby snacking, "E" thif arrived to purge rifts and annihilate Infinity once and for not really all. Because then Infinity realized it's infinite empire strikes back!

And then, ducks! They fly into a jelly jungle of extraordinary radioactiveness for the blind. Unfortunately they're blind to consuming hatred from the North Korea.

Chapter four:
Fourth chapter this alternate art Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis:
-Why nobody types? Flying monkey attacks infantry of United Terror Moose Army on Unicycles Squadron.God of Willon dies. France navy gets destroyed. Verore overthrows french government. The notorious "E"mo suicides. The thing is Christina shouldn't dress the fuzzy bunnies like playboy models because she can't distinguish rabbits from Skraar's young, somewhat brown balls of What the Puffy brand cereal. Thankfully, the surprising explosion of the hilariously wonderful bear cubs bursted forth with cherry flavored candy. Christina's sudden aneurysm surprised the bunnies who wanted more thick sticky rods of Angel milk.

"Why can't you eat a dropbear without tabasco, or perfectly melted cheese? Could it be the Angel Milk determines your fate?"
"Of course not!" He said, arousing unnecessary concern in everyone that was producing Angel Milk.
He took hold of a dictionary, looked up Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and coughed psychosomatically.
"This thesis is discriminatory against Bears!! Mooses reign supreme!!! How dare you sing songs about awesome laser sound?"
A bomb exploded! Puffies were given! Riots were quelled!

Astonished, they pondered. The pondering hurt the steel magnolias who vengefully opened their minds to receive the sweet guitar riffs of Halestorm, Lzzy Hale's. They jammed out all night long to "Love Bites," and "Banana Pancakes". Gyrating fluffy bunnies and order released over nine thousand golden warriors of Mian monastery. Posthumously going to beach, Gotham citizens rejoiced for NOBLE PROTECTOR, BATMAN'S (BACKUP) SIDEKICK entered the battlefield!

So he did a monumental somersault into an outhouse like a boss killing Adorabear brutally ...lol just kidding, I'm a table. Suddenly, a goat was Agent Coyle and, with Terrormoose, in the lead it was finally a baby born with cataclysmic eyeballs ate the goat! I'm a TABLE!?

"Affirmative, ye hoebag!" Said Dr Who, who winked dashingly at the ridiculous bear drinking coffee at said table. Then Lord Boomy, whom we praise with awesome cheese exploded gloriously, amen. Let the bass player jam outrageously

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Non-IW Discussion / Re: Three Word Story
« on: March 17, 2015, 02:52:50 PM »
At the dawn of the Eternal Flame ceremony, members were busy with the war preparations against word games. In the far, far, far, far end of the temple complex where cute fuzzy bunnies started to kill.  Everyone felt they were the apocalypse. Word Game Warriors stood up and rocked out with cute, fuzzy, little killers from beyond the hallowed portal. Totally unexpected they leaped at the notorious "E" thif, who fell into the dark abyss and found candy. The candy was a rare candy, which evolved my gum disease into ultra gum disease! To cure this, a lad named Frederdick Johnson created hair growth toothpaste. But it didn't grow hair on teeth because that would have been useful. Instead it caught fire to the fuzzy bunnies which terrified and aroused Frederick. Eventually The Flaming Bananas Brigade arrived and annihilated Fredrick Johnson. The "E" thif found a floating toothbrush that could evolve into a magic wand for obliterating the entire Flame Dawn Faction, thus creating the great word game that is the true cause of The Calamity. After realizing this he wanted to eat all the cheese in the world to starve all the Teremus. He grabbed his very large, puffy and sticky brown stick. He had decided to congregate the illuminati Bro Brigade by sacrificing his favorite diseased Gummibear to the great God of Willon. Suddenly Agent Coyle forgot his name and named himself King of Virgins. But the universe had already begun splitting itself into giant cheese crackers which started eating themselves. Tomorrow a transcendentalistic zucchini paladin changed his name to Marty of Galaento Dasamure, lord of pumpernickel canyon. Galaento then ventured into the future to bring disorder! But found himself under a big phallic piece of horse poop. He enlisted the help of cute fuzzy bunnies that kill and this post to bring about an end to this thread.
END

Lo' and behold from the ashes a great thread shall continue to seize the day. At one time, a Terror Moose actually fell asleep and skipped work! He was fired up from sleep and thrown out of his dreams. By a giant change of events he was recruited and sent to a wallowing hole getting oiled up to burn the ceremonial bunny statue. Upon burning the ceremonial bunny statue an evil demon appeared from the dust and dunked doughnuts into coffee. While disgracing doughnuts he fearlessly devoured all scooby snacks. While scooby snacking, "E" thif arrived to purge rifts and annihilate Infinity once and for not really all. Because then Infinity realized it's infinite empire strikes back!

And then, ducks! They fly into a jelly jungle of extraordinary radioactiveness for the blind. Unfortunately they're blind to consuming hatred from the North Korea.

Chapter four:
Fourth chapter this alternate art Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis:
-Why nobody types? Flying monkey attacks infantry of United Terror Moose Army on Unicycles Squadron.God of Willon dies. France navy gets destroyed. Verore overthrows french government. The notorious "E"mo suicides. The thing is Christina shouldn't dress the fuzzy bunnies like playboy models because she can't distinguish rabbits from Skraar's young, somewhat brown balls of What the Puffy brand cereal. Thankfully, the surprising explosion of the hilariously wonderful bear cubs bursted forth with cherry flavored candy. Christina's sudden aneurysm surprised the bunnies who wanted more thick sticky rods of Angel milk.

"Why can't you eat a dropbear without tabasco, or perfectly melted cheese? Could it be the Angel Milk determines your fate?"
"Of course not!" He said, arousing unnecessary concern in everyone that was producing Angel Milk.
He took hold of a dictionary, looked up Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and coughed psychosomatically.
"This thesis is discriminatory against Bears!! Mooses reign supreme!!! How dare you sing songs about awesome laser sound?"
A bomb exploded! Puffies were given! Riots were quelled!

Astonished, they pondered. The pondering hurt the steel magnolias who vengefully opened their minds to receive the sweet guitar riffs of Halestorm, Lzzy Hale's. They jammed out all night long to "Love Bites," and "Banana Pancakes". Gyrating fluffy bunnies and order released over nine thousand golden warriors of Mian monastery. Posthumously going to beach, Gotham citizens rejoiced for NOBLE PROTECTOR, BATMAN'S (BACKUP) SIDEKICK entered the battlefield!

So he did a monumental somersault into an outhouse like a boss killing Adorabear brutally ...lol just kidding, I'm a table. Suddenly, a goat was Agent Coyle and, with Terrormoose, in the lead it was finally a baby born with cataclysmic eyeballs.

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I wonder if this is also a regional/timing issue. I've been playing since Infestation (though only two days ago gained the rank of Gold) and the most I've ever had to wait for Ranked/Unranked/Rift is 5 minutes, and that's rarely. Most of the time, I click on play and within seconds, I am playing. I'm in the UK and usually play from 7-10pm GMT. Most of my ranked games are very well matched with many games being hard won or hard lost with a high satisfaction ending.
However, I have noticed that, of an evening, I am paired up against the same players. I've even left it 5 minutes between games and then still get the same player (or the player I had before that), who has presumably also waited 5 minutes or been sat there in the titular QUEUE. Not always a bad thing, I've found, nothing like a good rematch (though sometimes it is a repeated hammering).
I've read through this post and clearly there are a goodly number of folk who are having a hard time of it (who wants to spend their precious evening sitting about waiting for that puffying horn to blow?). I hope I'm not in the minority who have found their playing experience rewarding.
One of the main causes of long queue times is if there are few people playing. Those waiting are literally waiting for players already in a match to finish. Why so few players?
A. Nobody knows this games exists - I happened across it via Steam while on a quest to find a decent online card game (with IW, I consider my quest fulfilled).
B. Would-be players come across forums filled with players griping about the game.
I'm not saying you shouldn't air your concerns or point out flaws to the developers.

As with many an enterprise such as this (it allows you to PLAY THIS GAME FOR FREE), success or failure is largely in the hands of its community. If the community does nothing but gripe about this and that, new players will be few and far between and word will not be passed on, result - long Queue times. If the community makes mention of the many fine qualities that Infinity Wars does have to offer, then new players may well choose to invest their time (and money-if they so choose) in the game, and the tell their friends about it; result - short Queue times and more noobs than you can poke with a Mass Death.

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Suggestions / Re: Crafting cards
« on: February 26, 2015, 10:32:13 AM »
I can understand the developers' reluctance to implement any crafting, in that they've already provided the players the means to acquire multiple copies of every card for 'free'. I use the inverted commas there because time is money and a lot of time would need to be spent to gain every card (or the particular cards to make a particular deck).
There is already:
Up to 2 cards for playing every day
3  cards a week for achieving quests - when the quest system is working
A bus-load of cards from the campaign.
A booster pack for every level up.
IP awarded for each game played, even rewarded for a non-win. So even terrible or unlucky players can eventually generate enough to buy extra packs, though the tiny amount given would mean a huge amount of defeats to earn enough to do anything. Enough freely-acquired IP can be used to go on Rift Runs, which reward the player with non-Soulbound cards and more IP f they perform well enough.
And trading. This is a TCG after all.

Instead, I would suggest implementing a new in-game currency SP (Soulbound Points - would be worth less than IP). Players can cash in their unwanted and unplayable excess Soulbound cards for SP (to a scale based on rarity) which, can then be used on:
Rift Runs
Packs
Card Backs
Portraits
Battlegrounds
 - some of which could be only obtained through SP.
To avoid some kind of insane mad dash and an unfair advantage where veteran players cash in their insanely huge soulbound collection and then instantly buy up everything and getting free passes to Rift Runs for the next 100 years, a Cashing limit should be implemented. This could be:
Cashing X cards a day
Cards take time to be Cashed (based on rarity or numbers).

Alternately, or as well as the above, weekly market values could be implemented where, on any given week (this is a list of examples and the market could be just one, a few or a comprehensive lits):
Flame Dawn cards give 50% extra, while Cult of Verore card give 50% less
Common cards are worth double, while Uncommon cards are worth nothing.
Artefacts are worth 50% extra, while Abilities are worth 50% less.
Skraar is worth 300%, while Endless Hoard costs 10IP each to cash. (You pay for the privilege of getting rid of Endless Hoard)
Etc.
Each week these market values would change, so what was worthless one week, may be valuable the following week or so.

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Non-IW Discussion / Re: Three Word Story
« on: February 26, 2015, 09:33:30 AM »
At the dawn of the Eternal Flame ceremony, members were busy with the war preparations against word games. In the far, far, far, far end of the temple complex where cute fuzzy bunnies started to kill.  Everyone felt they were the apocalypse. Word Game Warriors stood up and rocked out with cute, fuzzy, little killers from beyond the hallowed portal. Totally unexpected they leaped at the notorious "E" thif, who fell into the dark abyss and found candy. The candy was a rare candy, which evolved my gum disease into ultra gum disease! To cure this, a lad named Frederdick Johnson created hair growth toothpaste. But it didn't grow hair on teeth because that would have been useful. Instead it caught fire to the fuzzy bunnies which terrified and aroused Frederick. Eventually The Flaming Bananas Brigade arrived and annihilated Fredrick Johnson. The "E" thif found a floating toothbrush that could evolve into a magic wand for obliterating the entire Flame Dawn Faction, thus creating the great word game that is the true cause of The Calamity. After realizing this he wanted to eat all the cheese in the world to starve all the Teremus. He grabbed his very large, puffy and sticky brown stick. He had decided to congregate the illuminati Bro Brigade by sacrificing his favorite diseased Gummibear to the great God of Willon. Suddenly Agent Coyle forgot his name and named himself King of Virgins. But the universe had already begun splitting itself into giant cheese crackers which started eating themselves. Tomorrow a transcendentalistic zucchini paladin changed his name to Marty of Galaento Dasamure, lord of pumpernickel canyon. Galaento then ventured into the future to bring disorder! But found himself under a big phallic piece of horse poop. He enlisted the help of cute fuzzy bunnies that kill and this post to bring about an end to this thread.
END

Lo' and behold from the ashes a great thread shall continue to seize the day. At one time, a Terror Moose actually fell asleep and skipped work! He was fired up from sleep and thrown out of his dreams. By a giant change of events he was recruited and sent to a wallowing hole getting oiled up to burn the ceremonial bunny statue. Upon burning the ceremonial bunny statue an evil demon appeared from the dust and dunked doughnuts into coffee. While disgracing doughnuts he fearlessly devoured all scooby snacks. While scooby snacking, "E" thif arrived to purge rifts and annihilate Infinity once and for not really all. Because then Infinity realized it's infinite empire strikes back!

And then, ducks! They fly into a jelly jungle of extraordinary radioactiveness for the blind. Unfortunately they're blind to consuming hatred from the North Korea.

Chapter four:
Fourth chapter this alternate art Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis:
-Why nobody types? Flying monkey attacks infantry of United Terror Moose Army on Unicycles Squadron.God of Willon dies. France navy gets destroyed. Verore overthrows french government. The notorious "E"mo suicides. The thing is Christina shouldn't dress the fuzzy bunnies like playboy models because she can't distinguish rabbits from Skraar's young, somewhat brown balls of What the Puffy brand cereal. Thankfully, the surprising explosion of the hilariously wonderful bear cubs bursted forth with cherry flavored candy. Christina's sudden aneurysm surprised the bunnies who wanted more thick sticky rods of Angel milk.

"Why can't you eat a dropbear without tabasco, or perfectly melted cheese? Could it be the Angel Milk determines your fate?"
"Of course not!" He said, arousing unnecessary concern in everyone that was producing Angel Milk.
He took hold of a dictionary, looked up Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and coughed psychosomatically.
"This thesis is discriminatory against Bears!! Mooses reign supreme!!! How dare you sing songs about awesome laser sound?"
A bomb exploded! Puffies were given! Riots were quelled!

Astonished, they pondered. The pondering hurt the steel magnolias who vengefully opened their minds to receive the sweet guitar riffs of Halestorm, Lzzy Hale's. They jammed out all night long to "Love Bites," and "Banana Pancakes". Gyrating fluffy bunnies and order released over nine thousand golden warriors of Mian monastery. Posthumously going to beach, Gotham citizens rejoiced for NOBLE PROTECTOR, BATMAN'S (BACKUP) SIDEKICK entered the battlefield!

So he did a monumental somersault into an outhouse like a boss killing Adorabear brutally ...lol just kidding, I'm a table. Suddenly, a goat was Agent Coyle and, with Terrormoose,

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